Jokes

Hai hai hai :-) long time since I posted. Generally busy, dull (vera ennavaa iruka mudiyum :D)..Everytime I wanted to post, I thought I would be emotional and write something serious..so didnt do that.

anyway, heard some jokes in a comedy program in Vijay TV and felt that i would post here :D

oru payan, avanoda thaathaa (Grandfather) kita vanthu kaekraan

payan: Chinna veedu'naa enna thaathaa?
thaathaa: Edhuku da kaekara?
payan: Chumma therinju vachukalaamnu thaan.
thaathaa: Theriyaama vachukarathuku per thaan da chinna veedhu.

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#1: konjam time ennanu solreenghala?
#2: sorry sir, enaku time paaka theriyaathu.
#1: paravala, atleast, chinna mullu engha iruku, periya mullu engha irukunu solungha, naane time kandupidichukaren.
#2: 2 um watch la thaan iruku.

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And, this one, I read in Aanandha vikatan during my school days, and I still remember this.

Patient: Doctor, vara vara enaku indha nyabaga marathi romba adhigama poachu, Doctor.
Doctor: kavala padaatheengha, sari panidalaam. Aama, ethanai naala indha Vyaathi iruku?
Patient: Endha Vyaaadhi?

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LOL :D

ok, bye for now.
will try to post regularly :-)

J